Hiring Jon Skeet

Do you want to know a secret? I can help you headhunt and hire Jon Skeet. Yup! I guarantee you with 100% certainty even that I can make Jon work for free for you too. You don’t even need to pay Jon a single dollar to have him write most of your company’s C# code.

It’s really quite simple indeed, just hire any junior .Net/C# software developer, and 5 months down the road, Jon Skeet has probably produced most of your company’s code. Simply because most junior developers are copying and pasting code off from StackOverflow.com – Where of course Mr. Skeet has answered most of the accepted answers about anything relating to .Net and C#, implying Jon’s effectively already written most of your current code base. Resulting in that Jon is probably the by far most productive C# software developer alive today, having possibly written as much as trillions of lines of code, in millions of software companies, all over the world. Pretty impressive feat too may I add, considering the average developer is able to produce roughly 10 lines of code per day, according to the Mythical Man Month …

Doing statistical analysis on this, would probably purely from a scientific point of view, result in realising that Jon Skeet is creating some roughly 10-20 millions of lines of code, every single day, in thousands of companies, on an average day – Compared to the roughly 10 lines of code the average developer is able to produce, for one single company per day.

I think there might be some kind of Andy Warhol/Xerox Copy joke in there somewhere, but it’s too late for me to pull it out. But feel free to fill in the blanks if you feel creative … šŸ˜‰

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